A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, ‘Free Sex with Fill-Up.’

Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, ‘You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.’

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, ‘Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.’

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
‘I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really
give away free sex at all.’

Paddy replied, ‘No it’s genuine enough Mick.

My wife won twice last week.’

About geezerbluesoflondon

Writing and Music are my passions. I have been honing both for over six decades now. I was born in London, England but spent most of my life growing up and being educated in Canada. In 2006 I moved back to London, England where I worked at a music shop then taught music from my studio in Kent. I then sold the house and studio and moved on to a narrowboat on the canals of England. I presently live on the boat in a marina in Worcestershire, England. I have 2 published books available from Amazon and Kindle and am about to self-publish my 3rd. I have three grown children. I hope you enjoy what you read in my Blogs.

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  1. Hi Larry! Paddy sounds like an expat Newfie! How is living on a narrowboat in winter?!? I assume the wee canals there don’t free in winter?? Heat is provided by which source ? Think I saw a wood burning stove (?) I assume u are berthed for winter? And would be connected electrically to shore power as well as have generator back up(?) As U can tell, I’m totally clueless re: your narrowboat living but I’m sure it is an adventure for U and your lady. Are u still doing some teaching (music lessons)? For income, making much off your book writing? U are getting pension funds I saw so from all sources while not financially rich by your own admission, u seem to be managing. I know the feeling! Well I enjoy your blog news but only just signed up to receive them but I’m hooked LOL. Keep em coming my old friend, u lead a very interesting life and have many friends. Although I am very interested in knowing why u ‘appear’ to have turned your back on the God of your father and mother and brother (mine also)?? And how that came to be?? Your old T&T friend, Greg

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